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Weekly Email That I Send One Every Week

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Whattup coitados,  These past few weeks have been a blur. And by a blur, I mean I haven't taken notes so I'm not sure what to write about. Here's some highlights off the top of my head: some highlights off the top of my head -we ate lunch with our stake president and his wife was hilarious, she told us we were going to hell haha -the road cats have been getting nicer and letting me pet them -we had a noite familiar (family home evening) with one of the cool members in our ward and she made us homemade ice-cream it was really good -we had p night with the other elders and there were these people having a crazy party in the house beneath ours so we danced up in our apartment and ordered three pizzas and absolutely nothing else wacky or unusual happened -we got like 20 member visits marked for this week due to some clever form stuff we passed around on sunday Alright this email sucks but I wanted to let yall know I'm still alive and goin strong and I'm pretty sure if I...

Part 4: Ebbert Is Unbreakable

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Whattup morioh choh radio,  So I'm officially in my 4th area, and I'm also simaltaneously in my like 4th character arc of my mission. We love the mish  This area is dope, there are some pretty cool members here. Unfortunately the other elders left us n o t h i n g. I guess president likes to put me into dead areas. We're still having trouble finding people to teach though kind of depressing tbh, but a member who is leaving on her mission soon did invite us to her going away part and she was like "elders I'm gonna invite all my non member friends and I want you to get to know them all and also teach a lesson from PMG as the spiritual thought" so hopefully things get spicy this week and we get some people to church.  But in terms of emails... we have no emails. How far I've fallen. I used to be unable to go more than a week without writing a college length essay incorporating general authority quotes and Cradle metaphors, and now... Yeah, writing is hard, bu...