Area Expansion: Infinite Jungle
Whattup cursed capybaras, I have been exiled into the Jungle. I haven't had human contact in 2 weeks. To send this email, I climbed an açai tree and managed to get signal. My companion was slaughtered by monkeys 3 hours ago. Please send backup to my coordinates: 47,1912570, -52,8372796 So yeah. I'm in Parelheiros now, which is one of the farthest areas in our mission. And it's 99.99% jungle : we basically just work in this tiny city called Vargem Grande. So here's some of the goofy jungle shenanigans that's goin down: Captains log Well, for reasons known only to star command back at Kolob, I have been made a district leader. Which, for those of you unfamiliar with missionary terminology, means I'm just like a normal missionary except my life is harder and I'm responsible for everything that goes wrong in my companionship and 3 others. Just kidding. I'm thrilled to participate in the beurocratic report processes of our mission and have to solve other pe...