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Whattup extremely generous present givers, Woah haha September 18! What an interesting day for my birthday UHHHHH I mean P-day to fall on hahaha! I sure hope nobody sends me money as a birthday present so that I can afford to go to college! P-day 1: P-day So last P-day was awesome. Our D&D campaign went completely insane as literally everything that could have gone wrong went wrong and we desperately attempt to escape prison with only minor casualties. And then after P-day we have a family home evening with members which included delicious pizza. So, basically a perfect day. P- day 2 and 3: Tuesday and Wednesday The days after P-day, we had a bunch of meetings and our weekly planning, which significantly reduced our actual 'sweat' working hours. Also we got trapped in like 3 hour long lessons- you guys cannot even fathom the length of time that an elderly brazilian can speak without even the slightest chance to get a word in. So relatively little work was accomplished, but...

Whattup Underdwellers, There's... not much to report this week. In terms of both crazy stories and also in terms of our area kkk. As the timeless adage says, it takes 6 firm commitments to put a zero in the area book reports. Like... I figured out how to play the Halo theme on my guitar? That was cool. Master Chef The only other really interesting thing that happened this week is that I have become the absolute master of making pasta and noodles. My top 3 recipes are peanut butter yakisoba, mac and requeijão, and pepper jelly yakisoba. Yakisoba is on that list twice because there's this 4 minute package thing in the supermarket we have which is super easy to make. Also, jello is really tasty. I made this jello today using a green apple energy drink (sorry mom) instead of water, so we'll see if that works because I don't know if you can use a carbonated soda to make jello? Will report next week on the success of the experiment. Return of the Nerds Technically this happen...

Whattup Fellowsaints, This week was awesome. I almost entirely recovered from my bout of sicknesses, and we started to see miracles at literally every turn. That's... basically it. The After-Sacrament Meeting We have this one guy who literally has been in the chapel 12 times but he hasn't been baptized yet. Why? Well, his wife is on the verge of bringing forth a child, his nephew is possessed by the devil, and also he doesn't live in our area of teaching. Not  literally  possessed by the devil by the way, though considering my experience thus far in Brasil I wouldn't put it past him. No, he just does really dumb stuff like beat and steal from his mom, which gives our friend a headache and lo-key makes him want to kill the nephew- which is lo-key fair. I would be ticked if somebody beat my mom. But anywho, he's in this pretty goopy situation all things considered, and well we can easily resolve the whole "living outside of our area" problem with a little ar...